So let me get something straight...

This fool Elton John, yeah he has hits and sh*t but what the f*ck does he know about being a KNIGHT!!!!

Like bro, I've never in my life been more angry at something so seemingly unimportant to my life - I'm here, doing graveyard shift at the worst GameStop in middle America and somehow I open my phone while taking my well deserved Diet coke and Geekbar break during my shift.

And I open my phone to see some dumbass headline telling me that a mf who hasn't hopped on the keys in YEARS is a F*CKING KNIGHT!!!!! GIVE MEA. BREAKKKKK BRO